1. Cancer
2. Triple-bypass surgery
3. I was going to say having wisdom teeth extracted, but on second thought, that came with lots of really great pain killers and moving doesn’t so…
4. Being wiped out by a natural disaster
5. Being stranded on a desert island with only one book, and it’s Ulysses by James Joyce. (Spare me the explanations, I’ve heard them all and I still consider it the most unreadable book ever written.)

OK, so there ARE worse things than moving. Good. I’m all cheered up now. And since I’m going to need more cheering up after filling some more boxes, tell me what book you would most hate to be stranded on a desert island with. And what book you’d love to have most.