1. As aliens, they have no idea what the human norm is. Possibly they think cellulite is a mark of beauty.
2. Aliens have inhuman stamina.
3. Telepathic aliens know EXACTLY what women want.
4. If they run out of good pickup lines, an abduction is always an option, and it beats talking about the weather for an icebreaker.
5. Aliens have cool spaceships and high-tech gadgets. (I am lusting after the writing setup Keelan gives Micki in I Was An Alien’s Love Slave, which you can read about Sept. 21.)
6. Tired of the same-old variations? Zero-G sex.
7. They boldly go where no man has gone before…
8. They do not leave their alien socks on the floor for the women to pick up and wash. See high tech gadgets.
9. Ditto leaving the seat up.
10. Aliens can master languages that have nothing in common with their own, and establish diplomatic relationships with races that have evolved along entirely different paths. Coexistence with a woman is a piece of cake.
11. Want to see the galaxy and explore strange new worlds? Aliens get directions and do not get lost.
12. Tired of cooking? Replicators do the dirty work.
13. Since nobody has to cook or do the dishes, there’s plenty of time for other things after an alien day at work…
Love #1–Cellulite is beautiful. 🙂
NJ, so many reasons to love aliens! *ggg*
you had me at #1. please point me to the nearest alien!
Oh, yeah. Aliens are the best. #4 cracks me up.
Rhian, aliens are everywhere. *g*
Darla, why waste time with lame lines like “what’s your sign” when you have such an exciting alternative? *g*
Great list. Of course with #3, it helps if the woman knows what she wants *g*.
LMAO! You know I’ve never thought about any of this!
Plus some aliens have those unusual bifurcated man-parts; at least they do in sci-fi erotic. I think you know what I mean.
Ann, good point!
Erin, am I making you less innocent? *g*
Ann A., made me snort coffee! Bifurcated man-parts. My poor screen.
What a great list! Yay for telepathic aliens with cool gadgets and inhuma stamina!
LOL great list. Especially the boldly go…
Joely, it’s hard to beat cool gadgets and telepathy, even without inhuman stamina. *g*
Mechele, got you humming the Star Trek theme song, didn’t I?
Hehe, now where do I find an alien?
Happy Thursday!
ROFL! This is great. Hmm…maybe I should send out a call for my alien mate. 😀
Wish on a star. *g* Thanks, Nic!
lol… cute.