My assistant, the cat, was very busy this weekend.

Cat: The wiggly, the wiggly, I caught the wiggly!
Me: *getting up to look* You brought me a snake. Good kitty! *call for husband to remove snake*

a few hours later

Cat: the digger, the digger, I caught the digger!
Me: He brought us something. What IS that?
Husband: Is it a vole?
Cat brings prize to door, lays it down in triumph
Husband: Groundhog. He caught a groundhog.
Me: It’s almost as big as he is. How can he carry that?
*husband removes groundhog*

a few hours later

Cat: mouse, mouse, mouse! Here!
Me: Good kitty. Thank you.
*husband already on the way to remove corpse*

Nothing dares invade our yard. At least, not for long.