Happy Thanksgiving. If you’re cooking a turkey, remember that Butterballs come with instructions that I can personally certify are idiot-proof. As long as you do in fact remember to remove both bags from both cavities before you begin to roast your bird. Very important detail.

Enjoy your day and the people you love and I hope you have something good to read. Because what’s the post-turkey lethargy for if not a little reading and a nap?