The big holiday weekend approaches, and instead of planning swimming and picnic playtime, we are contemplating annihilation.

We have an ant and wasp problem here. We had a guy come out and spray earlier in the spring, but the bugs are not deterred. Wasps are nesting in the gazebo and the siding of the house and ant hills are every-freaking-where. There are lots of chemicals for insect death squads, but we don’t want to harm other creatures in the yard, the dragonflies and butterflies and birds and frogs. And kids and cat. This has posed A Problem. I want the wasps and ants to die screaming but not hurt anything else in the process. I need the kinder, gentler bringer of death.

Turns out there is an organic spray for wasps and yellow jackets which we’ll be trying out. And if you mix Borax with sugar, that’s supposedly effective for the ants and seems like the best combo of ant-ageddon with the least environmental impact.

This should be interesting. Anybody out there have stories of organic success rooting out ants and wasps? And in any case, enjoy the holiday weekend. Preferably without ants in your picnic or unpleasant stinging episodes.