Yes, I am expecting edits, why do you ask?
From The Onion horoscopes:
“Crime-scene investigators standing over your mangled and mutilated corpse next week will be shocked by the sheer number of grammatical errors carved into your forehead.”
Right. I’ll just be curled up under my desk with Strunk & White. And a baseball bat.



August 28th, 2006 at 6:15 am
LOL about the hororscope, and here’s hoping it’s wrong.
August 28th, 2006 at 7:05 am
My grammar hasn’t driven any editor to homicidal rage yet, but it did make me laugh!
August 28th, 2006 at 11:42 am
LOL! Mine isn’t much better: Just moments after surviving your fifth heart attack, an erroneous leap in logic will lead you to the belief that absolutely nothing can stop you now.
August 28th, 2006 at 12:20 pm
Don’t you love The Onion?