From The Onion horoscopes:
“Crime-scene investigators standing over your mangled and mutilated corpse next week will be shocked by the sheer number of grammatical errors carved into your forehead.”
Right. I’ll just be curled up under my desk with Strunk & White. And a baseball bat.
LOL about the hororscope, and here’s hoping it’s wrong. 🙂
My grammar hasn’t driven any editor to homicidal rage yet, but it did make me laugh! 😆
LOL! Mine isn’t much better: Just moments after surviving your fifth heart attack, an erroneous leap in logic will lead you to the belief that absolutely nothing can stop you now.
Don’t you love The Onion?