You know those tags on matresses, couches, etc.? The ones that say, “Do Not Remove This Tag Or You Will Be Arrested, Strip-Searched By An Unattractive Person, Deprived of Chocolate for Life, Sternly Spoken To, Stood In The Corner, Buried In Paperwork And Viciously Paper Cut In Tender Places Then Rinsed With Lemon Juice”?
The cat tore the tag off the couch this morning and batted it all over the hall.
I don’t think the Tag Police are going to believe me when I tell them the cat did it.
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