Okay, maybe closer to purple. Not on purpose. It was one of those bright ideas that seem so harmless at the time. “Hey! I think I’ll try a different hair color!” And then I picked out The Box Of Doom and now my hair is…blue.

Well, it’s different all right. After I give it a couple of weeks to grow out, I am going back to normal. Meanwhile, I’m blue. Navy blue. Deep violet. If only it was around Halloween, I could pretend I meant to turn myself into Elvira Mistress of the Dark.