Oh, spam. How inspirational you’ve become. You use phrases like “love tool” that make me howl with laughter and long to splice it into a sex scene just to see if I can get away with it. And today you grace me with this literary gem: “potence ensurer”. I must say it again to fully appreciate that phrase. Potence. Ensurer.

Hey, baby, get a load of my potence ensurer…I feel a ficlet coming on.