1. I can’t seem to stick to the topic.

2. I forget it’s Thursday and post something else.

3. I have triskaidekaphobia.

4. OK, actually a list of 13 just seems really long. How will I come up with enough things to fill the list?

5. I’m already out of ideas.

6. I need a donut. We don’t have any donuts. I need to go shopping.

7. See, I’m off topic already. I suck at Thursday 13.

8. 8? 8? I forget what 8 was for (start singing Violent Femmes)

9. Wonder if I will still remember punk music song lyrics when I’m 90 and can’t remember what day it is.

10. Oh, yeah, I already can’t remember what day it is. See reason #2.

11. What was the topic?

12. I really need a donut.

13. Hey. Donuts come in baker’s dozens. 13 can be good…