Poetry Monday spoof

I went grocery shopping. And…they’re back. The gingerbread houses. Some assembly required…if you’ve been reading this blog since last year, you remember. I still have post-gingerbread house traumatic stress disorder. So, in (dis)honor of the season of gingerbread horror, I give you this spoof. Find more Monday poetry (and Rhian’s party) on the train!

First I was afraid, I was petrified
Thought holidays wouldn’t be right without your candied sides
But I spent so many nights
Remembering how badly it went wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you’re back
taking up counter space
I just walked through the grocery store
and saw that smirk upon your face
I should have taken another aisle
I should have skipped the bakery
If I had known for just one second
you’d be back to torment me

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
’cause you’re not welcome anymore
weren’t you the one who tried to lure me with gumdrop lies
you think I’d crumble
you think I’d lay down and buy
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to bake
My holidays will thrive
I’ve got fresh gingerbread to serve
I’ve got sugar cookie verve
and I’ll survive
I will survive

Last year it took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken ginger art
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I’m not that instruction-reading person
tryin’ to assemble you
and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect you could tempt me
now I’m saving all my icing
for cupcakes that are disaster free!

Night Rhythm

Sirens 3

Once, Valentine had everything; position, wealth, love and happiness. Then tragedy struck. Over the centuries, he has clung to the prophecy that he would find his love again, but he never considered what would happen when he finally found Lisette – but she’s no longer his wife, no longer his love, and she no longer remembers their life together.

Lisa didn’t expect a chance meeting with a stranger to affect her. But she can’t shake the lingering impression Valentine makes on her or the odd feelings he stirs. When Valentine seeks her out again, he gives her two gifts – a necklace and a dream of passion to awaken her memory. But how can she trust the memories of the love they once had, when she’s no longer the woman she once was – and Valentine is no longer human?

This book has been previously published and has been revised and expanded from its original release.

Warning: Hot, explicit sex with fangs, timeless romance, reincarnation, graphic monogamy, and use of a pearl necklace in manners not intended by the manufacturer.

Available in ebook from Samhain

A fabulously mesmerizing tale of love lost and found.” – Fallen Angel Reviews

NIGHT RHYTHM is a wonderful interlude with reunited lovers and provides a quick dose of sexy paranormal romance.” – CK2KwipsandKritiques

I adore vampires in love and Night Rhythm was that as well as a wonderful story. Charlene Teglia is quickly becoming an automatic read for me!” – Joyfully Reviewed

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Copyright 2008 Charlene Teglia
Samhain Publishing
All rights reserved

Lisa hummed under her breath while she rapped out a staccato beat with the handle of her hairbrush, temporarily distracted from the task of brushing by the complex rhythm she’d been practicing earlier that evening when Meghan called.

Lorelei’s latest composition had a catchy beat and an even catchier melody with a rhythmic structure that challenged her abilities. Lisa wanted to run through it with Meghan on bass, just the two of them, but Meghan had moved in with her boyfriend. That would have to wait for the next scheduled practice session now.

She swiped the brush through her hair in an indifferent stroke, thinking of Meghan’s surprise love life and the man who’d flirted so outrageously. Dressed in theatrical black with his long hair streaked gold and amber and silver and those arresting blue eyes, he’d looked like a man who’d be more at home with rock musicians than programmers. Especially with that name.

“Valentine.” Lisa said the name out loud and ran the bristles through her hair again. Then she let the brush clatter to the bathroom counter, impatient with herself. Some guy who dresses like he’s on his way to a Bauhaus tribute offers to braid your hair and you suddenly start fussing with it, imagining it longer. Imagining those hands of his winding through it, making intricate knots. Tugging at your scalp, making tingles run down your spine, and then fisting into the length of it to drag your mouth up to meet his…

Time to shake off this mood and do something constructive. Her hair was fine. Her life was fine. Okay, so her friends kept getting hooked up and settling down into the kind of domestic bliss that was probably illegal in certain southern states while she remained unattached, but that was her choice.

She was busy, that was all. She had a demanding career that required travel and crazy hours. Her schedule didn’t leave her a lot of time to date. No big deal. She was young. There was plenty of time to meet the right man and maybe explore this hair-brushing fantasy a little. If she really wanted her scalp massaged or some erotic teasing with soft bristles in sensitive places, she could meet a guy who was into that.

Lisa found herself eyeing the brush speculatively and that’s when she knew it was time to get out of the house again. Go somewhere, anywhere. Fast. Before she found herself on the internet searching for hairbrush fetish sites.

It was a good plan, but when she opened the door to find Valentine on the steps, it almost seemed inevitable.

“We have to stop meeting like this,” she said.

“We could try naked,” Valentine offered.

“Naked would be an improvement over that outfit, but I don’t think so.” Lisa stood in the doorway, hand on the knob, hesitating between going forward or stepping back.

“Are you going to invite me in?”

“I haven’t decided.” Lisa tamped down the unreasonable urge to ask him to come inside and brush her hair. She wasn’t herself tonight. She studied his face for a minute, wondering what it was about him that got to her. Not his taste in clothes, although she had to admit they suited him.

She found herself staring too long and too intently at the masculine form underneath those clothes. His body distracted her so much that she didn’t notice he was holding something at first. The impact he had on her made her impatient with both of them.

Stop staring at him. You’ll give him ideas and he already has plenty. She fixed her attention on the box in his hands. The shape, size and velvet exterior told her it contained jewelry. “What’s that?”

“A present for you.” He smiled at her and Lisa felt her breath catch at the way it transformed his face from forbidding to so sexy it should come with a warning label. “I’m pursuing you. A man pursuing a woman brings gifts. It’s traditional.”

“Pursuing me.” Lisa felt her fingers drumming on the door and forced herself to stop. “Why?”

“Because I want you.” The sexual intent of his words made heat curl in her belly. He held up the box and gave it a gentle shake, enticing her. As if just standing in front of her wasn’t enough. “Do you want this?”

“Yes.” Her mouth curved up of its own accord in a smile to match his. If she wasn’t careful, their mouths were going to get them into trouble. But she didn’t want to be careful. He made her feel reckless. She held her hand out. “I’m mercenary.”

“No, you’re not. But you like beautiful things.” Valentine placed the box in her hand and closed her fingers around it. His hand felt warm and the touch of his bare fingers against hers somehow felt more intimate than such innocent contact merited. “Will you invite me in now?”

“Not yet.” Lisa drew her hand away from his with an effort. She brought it up to hold the box against her chest in a protective movement, as if the small box could keep the attraction swirling between them in check. “How did you get to the front door? There’s a gate.”

“Meghan.”

“Oh.” She found herself looking into his eyes, and then she couldn’t look away. Didn’t want to look away. She liked looking at him, liked the warmth spreading through her body, liked the way everything around them faded into the distance. Her heartbeat seemed to reverberate, the rush of her own blood filling her ears.

“Open it.” His voice slid over her skin like a caress and Lisa found herself obeying. Her fingers were clumsy as she opened the box. The light caught the glow of pearls.

“Oh,” she said again. It was beautiful. And she wanted it so much an aching wrench of longing stole her breath. Was this what avarice felt like? Lisa touched the strand once, then lifted it out of the box to admire the length.

Valentine took it from her and let the tips of his fingers play along the hollows of her collarbone. “Let me.”

She didn’t object or resist. Instead, she bent her head forward while he wound the pearl necklace once around her throat and let the rest fall to her waist.

“It’s very old, isn’t it?” Lisa heard herself ask.

“Yes. The clasp has been repaired and it’s been restrung. You won’t need to worry about it breaking.”

The necklace felt old. And something else. It felt as if it carried its history in the luster of the pearls, the memory of somebody who had worn them often against nothing but skin.
Would she wear it that way after he left? Would he think of her, picture her in his mind with the strand of pearls rolling down her naked breasts and caressing the dip of her bared belly?

“Why did you give this to me?”

“Because it’s yours.” Valentine bent his head and brushed his lips across her forehead. “Don’t you think you should have it?”

Lisa closed her eyes and saw herself lying in a pool of ivory satin, wearing nothing but the necklace. A nice image, but her hair was too long. It reached her hips, and she’d always cut it when it started to brush the tops of her shoulders.

She opened her eyes and shook her head, trying to clear it. “Do I think I should accept jewelry from a strange man? No. Am I going to let you have it back? Again, no.”

She should give it back, she knew that. The gift was too personal, too expensive. Too seductive. But she wanted to keep it. Wanted to wear it.

“Will you ask me in now, Lisa?” Valentine murmured the question against the curve of her cheek as he brushed another kiss there.

Unbelievably, she found she wanted to do just that. Invite him in. Model the necklace for him in privacy. The voice of caution she’d been ignoring reasserted itself in her mind. She didn’t know this man. Maybe Meghan did, maybe she trusted him, but Lisa had no reason to.

“Not yet.”

“Invite me into your dreams, then.” Valentine kissed the corner of her mouth, the tiniest contact, but it made her tremble.

“All right.” That was safe enough to agree to. Dreams weren’t real. “Consider yourself invited.”

blurb sheet and date change

Night Rhythm has been moved up in the schedule to March 7. This meant I needed to do the blurb sheet for it. Since Samhain lets us make up our own “warnings” now, that was part of my blurb sheet. So here’s the blurb and warning statement for Night Rhythm:

Once, Valentine had everything; position, wealth, love and happiness. Then tragedy struck. Over the centuries, he has clung to the prophecy that he would find his love again, but he never considered what would happen when he finally found Lisette – but she’s no longer his wife, no longer his love, and she no longer remembers their life together.

Lisa didn’t expect a chance meeting with a stranger to affect her. But she can’t shake the lingering impression Valentine makes on her or the odd feelings he stirs. When Valentine seeks her out again, he gives her two gifts – a necklace and a dream of passion to awaken her memory. But how can she trust the memories of the love they once had, when she’s no longer the woman she once was – and Valentine is no longer human?

This book has been previously published and has been revised and expanded from its original release.*

Warning: Hot, explicit sex with fangs, timeless romance, reincarnation, graphic monogamy, and use of a pearl necklace in manners not intended by the manufacturer.

*Night Rhythm was originally my contribution to PBW’s free ebook challenge, but I had so many emails from people who bought Night Music and wanted to know where to buy the sequel that I realized they weren’t finding it. So it’s moving to Samhain, where readers can find all their Sirens in one spot. I took the opportunity to expand the story while I was at it. And of course Evil Angie will crack her whip over it and find all the mistakes I missed, so it will be New and Improved.

Er. Now I guess I’d better create a page for this title on the site. See how these things snowball?