Via Rob Breszny:
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Normally you’re inclined to massage problems
until they relax, not bash problems until they break. Your preference is to
paint fuzzy, impressionistic pictures rather than creating crisp snapshots.
Nevertheless, the astrological omens indicate that in the next two weeks,
you should take an approach recommended by Winston Churchill: “If you
have an important point to make, don’t try to be subtle or clever. Use a
pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it
a third time — a tremendous whack.”

Yeah, maybe I’m trying to be too subtle. Time to take a pile driver to the werewolves…