Ever use a tuning fork? It gives you the true pitch and you tune your instrument to it, playing the same note. And a funny thing happens; when it’s really off, it doesn’t sound too bad. But the closer you get as you keep tuning while remaining just off-pitch, it starts to make the most awful, nerve-grinding discordant NOISE. It’s worst right before you come on pitch and then the note sings and the tension of WRONG is dissolved.

A novel is like that. You know things are wrong, so you start fine-tuning. You get a little closer, a little closer, closer but still off, and it grates on your senses like a just-off-pitch note. The closer you get to right, the worse it sounds and feels.

I’m at that stage. Ow, my ears. Sing, book, sing.