1. Kid interruptions are inversely proportional to the amount of work a parent is trying to accomplish
2. Kids can be distracted with dinosaur documentaries via Discovery streaming, but only if IE8 is banished first
3. Everybody loves toaster pastries. Including the cat.
4. Attempting to eat a toaster pastry without giving the cat one involves a lot of strategy and forethought
5. Especially since he is fast and ruthless
6. Low acid coffee is not for me. Bring on the hard stuff.
7. Drains will stop up at the worst possible time
8. Not that there’s a good time for a stopped drain
9. Not wanting to empty the vacuum cleaner is an acceptable reason for putting off vacuuming another day
10. Although you can’t put it off forever

And how is your week going?