I’m currently plagued by two kinds of bugs. One is building anthills all over the yard. I tried experimenting with vinegar and boiling water, but it’s going to take tons to cover the entire yard, which is about what it’ll take to discourage the invasion.

The other is on my laptop, and it’s either hardware or software. In other words, if installing a new operating system doesn’t do it, I will have another silicone corpse gained in the service of my publishing career. Less drastic fixes have been tried, and still weird glitches and crashes happen.

I seem to be hard on my writing machines. The keys break. The screens go dim. The hard drives die. And then they go to Silicone Heaven.

I really wanted this one to last longer, so I’m hoping it’s just a bug and that a new install will cure it. I haven’t broken any keys or cracked the screen. Stay with me, laptop. Don’t go towards the light. We’ll get some software penicillin for that bug and beat it down.

“Do not go softly into that vacuum tube night, but rage, rage against the dying electric light!”