Happy Mother’s Day! And for handy reference, a list of 5 things moms want.

1. Sleep. No, really.

2. A good book and time to read it. (Or a good movie and time to watch it.)

3. Angelic children. Okay, I take that back. Angelic children kick mom imaginations into overdrive, trying to figure out what they’re up to/hiding THIS time and hoping to stop it before somebody loses an eye.

4. No surprises. See above. The word surprise makes my eye twitch.

5. Cake.

May your Mother’s Day bring cake and no surprises!